George from Washington

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Abe from Illinois

"I walked ten miles in the snow - in bare feet - to get a bottle of Mad Butcher Salsa! That was four score and seven years ago and Mad Butcher is still the only salsa you'll find in my cabin!" Ya know, I think this FUNDRAISING idea is great!

Ben from Massachusetts

"I'm not writing to convince anyone that Mad Butcher Salsa is the best salsa in the colonies - if you don't believe me, you can go fly a kite!"

Bill from Arkansas

"I keep two things under my desk for special occasions - and Mad Butcher Salsa is the other one!"

Cartman from Colorado

"If you don't try Mad Butcher Salsa right now I'll kick you in the nuts!"