George from Washington
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Abe from Illinois
"I walked ten miles in the snow - in bare feet - to get a bottle of Mad Butcher Salsa! That was four score and seven years ago and Mad Butcher is still the only salsa you'll find in my cabin!"
Ben from Massachusetts
"I'm not writing to convince anyone that Mad Butcher Salsa is the best salsa in the colonies - if you don't believe me, you can go fly a kite!"
Bill from Arkansas
"I keep two things under my desk for special occasions - and Mad Butcher Salsa is the other one!"